We all know that humorous chatting with girls can make your chat atmosphere much more relaxed, and it can also leave a humorous impression on girls, making her feel happy to be with you, then it will be easier for you to chase girls. . However, the way of humorous chatting is not achieved overnight and needs to be accumulated regularly. Below is a list of 100 humorous sentences for chatting with girls. I hope it will be helpful to you.
1. Intentional misinterpretation of humor
Example:
Female: It seems we are not very familiar with each other, right?
Male: It won’t taste good if it’s too ripe
Female: Are you chasing me?
Male: Are you looking back?
Analysis: Do not play according to normal routines, giving girls unexpected feelings.
2. Reverse thinking humor
Example:
Female: Hello!
Male: These two words remind me of my insurance account manager [crying and laughing]!
Female: There is a boy who is very nice to me. Should I be with him?
Male: I feel like you are very good to me, so do you want to go home with me?
Analysis: This is what we commonly call sarcasm.
3. Deliberately exaggerated humor
Example:
Female: You must be a philandering man!
Male: Are you flirty? wrong! I've been with at least 10,000 girls. I'm so careless!
Female: Your voice sounds very manly.
Male: So you want to say that you can smell the scent of a male beast? Then I will pretend to be more fierce.
4. Self-deprecating humor
Example:
Male: You like to eat Is it stinky tofu?
Female:...
Male: Well, I succeeded in chatting to death again, hahaha!
Female: I am older than you
Male: ...I am not scared to death at first glance~I almost feel inferior!
Next, I will continue to give examples and do not explain too much. You can understand the essence by yourself:
1. Male: I think you really have a problem.
Female: What’s wrong?
Male: You live in my heart and I can’t get rid of you.
2. Male: Take good care of yourself.
Female: Thank you.
Male: If you can’t, I’ll help you.
Comments: I can’t help but comment: It’s a bit licky, but at least it has a little bit of a reversal. This kind of feeling is okay. Below is my exampleTry to hold it in!
3. Female: Do you like watching "Transformers"?
Male: Yes, but I like you more.
4. Female: Will you leave me alone?
Male: Of course not
Female: [Love]
Male : I'm too embarrassed to touch you?
5. Male: Do you know what features QQ and WeChat have in common?
Female: Chat?
Male: I will never hear from you
6. Male: Oh, look at your face...
Female: What's wrong?
Male: If your face was filled with words, I would have passed the eighth grade of junior high school long ago
7.Male: I hope you will have a bad life in the future
< p> Female: What are you doing?Male: This way I can help you return to happiness
8. Female: Otherwise, let’s just be friends
< p>Male: What kind of friends do you want to be? I have the kind of thing to do.9. Male: You can be in charge of being as beautiful as a flower.
Female: Yes.
Male: I am in charge of arranging flowers.
10. Man: You have gained weight, and your smile is not as good as before
Woman: ...
Man: But it still looks great when you hold it.
11. Male: Do you think I like smoking, drinking or perming my hair?
Female: Let’s drink!
Male: No, I like you!
Comments: Hahahaha, the "I like you" joke is so unexplainable. No matter what the other person asks you about your preferences, the answer can be the standard answer: I like you! (The premise is that both parties have ambiguous feelings~)
12. Male: From now on, I will be friends with you forever
Female: What’s wrong with you?
Male: Because of love.
